Sunday, September 28, 2008
Mad Cow Lady
Michele Allen of Middletown, Ohio was arrested for dressing in a cow costume and scaring children.
Michelle pissed on a neighbor's porch and chased a bunch of children around the neighborhood.
Michelle, drunk out of her mind stopped traffic, like a real cow.
Yesterday, the drunk cow pleaded guilty and a judge sentenced her to a month in the clink.
Posted by LOL AWESOME JAIME! at 10:46 PM