Stephen Hawking, Noam Chomsky, and Me

Thanks to you guys, I've hit the big-time. Click on the picture to see:



So what's next for me? Well, after I join the exclusive ranks of Academia.edu, I'm planning a book, a speaking tour, and possibly even a movie deal. I'm thinking the title could be The Cult, and maybe Matthew McConaughey will play me. I'll have a cameo as an old-tyme elevator operator at UCD.

Now all I gotta do is sit back and watch the awards (and the money) pour in. Life is guuud.